boxymikey:

boxymikey:

hyperspecific poll

i annually travel long distances for a single event

i am the only member of my family remaining

i am lacking in keratin

i am 5'11" long

i have been to depths of 1200m

i typically swim in waters around 18°C (32°F) cooler than my body temperature

i have spent over a year continuously at sea

one of my favourite foods is jellyfish

i have spines in my oesophagus to help me digest prey

none of these apply to me

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i dont know what you are talking about i am a normal human person. i love pointing flashlights at animals at night and making noises at the beach and placing strange devices on turtles when theyre minding their own business. like normal human people.

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moniquill:

thesituation:

“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

Casual observation from someone old enough to remember: in the year 2000 financial advice was that rent should be no more than ¼ of your income.

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offonaherosjourney:

A man and a woman platonically raising a child together and not falling in love has to be the biggest plotwist in the Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves movie AND my favorite part

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stark-raven-mad:

hunter-rodrigez:

charlesoberonn:

I’m sorry. Your url is amazing. But you’re still a bot.

Voice: “Big Titty Alchemy”

Slightly different voice: “Big titty alchemy”

It’s him… the Big Titty Alcehmist

Originally posted by kyriun

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catchymemes:

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podcastwizard:

firstgrave:

like. if you had to pick an emotion that is at your very core, that plays a role in all of your interactions, what would you pick?

Anger

Sadness

Hope

Happiness

Anxiety/fear

Disgust

Peace

Surprise

Other (in tags)

None/show answer

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Badly thank you for asking

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thoodleoo:

love when a museum is giving a description of an artifact and they put a question mark in the description because we aren’t really sure. like

yeah that sure is dog (?)

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libraford:

synebluetoo:

libraford:

libraford:

My boss is having us all pitch in to do office work while we’re understaffed for the spring season, but instead of doling out orders she asked us what responsibilities we’d like to have, enjoy having, or be comfortable doing. It means getting more hours, which I’m kind of desperate for these days.

So I said I’d do anything that involves design (making info cards for clients, designing yearbooks, cropping photos). And she said cool. Done. You get those things, I’ll let you know when we need them.

Time came last week where she needed me to do 15 separate info card designs, each with it’s own qr code to the gallery, unique passcode, and I had to make it look cute but readable.

It took me about 5 hours. I came up to her desk at the end of the day with a thumb drive. She asked me how they were coming.

“This is them.” I handed her the usb.

“You’re done already?”

“Yeah.”

“How did you do them so fast?”

“You asked me to do a task that plays on my strengths and that I enjoy doing. This is what happens when you put people in roles that suit them.”

“If I’d tried to do it, it would have taken three days!”

I have a degree in a design discipline that emphasizes completing a large number of nearly identical drawings very quickly, and my side hustle requires me to be my own PR team. Making a bunch of quarter-page flyers out of clip art is something I’ve had to do for free and yall just paid me to do it.

Onion headline: Manager is Accidentally Good at Job

Local Manager Discovers Specialization Not So Bad, Actually

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toastbutteregg:

i needed to read this today so im sharing it to all of you!!

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